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Directory to the balls WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF REG AND COMPANY. WHAT IS PINK EYE AND COLD SORES? Pink eye and Cold Sores. My two worst enemies, well I guess besides Cobra Commander and Destro. Constantly I have been haunted by pink eye and cold sores. If its not one it’s the other. Since I was little I had motherfucking nasty ass cold sores. I think I am more vulnerable to catching pink eye than people to large knives. Fuck pink eye and cold sores. This newsletter (be it monthly or whenever the fuck I have time away from pushing pills) is going to suck. I can promise you that. You will be mad after reading it, fuck you may even take a dump somewhere. So if something is going to suck I figure name it after two things that rub big time. Pink eye and cold sores (holla if you here me) sneak up on you like a nasty case of crabs. So if you hate this shit, then take a shit. But I felt the need to spread the joy that I think constantly, my crack staff and I are here to entertain and let people know that we like getting hammered. Saying inappropriate things can be great, just look at the bible. Well maybe that’s crossing the line, but so is shitting on someone’s chest, but if I was asked you fucking know I would. So pay attention, forward on to friends, let me know if I suck or you think I am gay. Here is what we got for this go around. Your star reporter, head editor, member of the bret michaels fan club, Reginald. Here is a summary of every article that will be written: motley crue rules, ninjas are great, lando is my hero, and I think I am great. PAY ATTENTION TO THE NEWS SECTION FOR UPDATES. SIGN UP TO OUR EMAIL LIST, SIGN OUR GUESTBOOK, FUCK YOURSELF, CHECK OUT THE PECS GEAR, SWIM RIGHT AFTER YOU EAT. |
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